My Dearest Mango,
I've read all the posts those other little floozies are throwing at you and, while I understand you are a dog's dog, dangly bits and all, I am a lady and need to be treated as such.
Mango, I'm a excellent choice for a date because... I'm just cute:
I have very sexy eyes:
I'm so playful:
Unlike some bitches, I'm NOT a picky eater:
I can whip us up a nice meal and dine in...
but I love to dine out:
Or... I can take you hunting for our meal:
I'm happy to hang out at home,
Or we can always just chill...
As you can see, I'm a laid back, easy going kinda lady...
And don't forget, I spent some of Mom's green papers to kiss YOU in the kissing booths:
Now get your huge self over here for our date! You KNOW I'm the right gal for you!
(Sealed with a lick, 'cause a kiss won't stick!)