My Dearest Mango,
I've read all the posts those other little floozies are throwing at you and, while I understand you are a dog's dog, dangly bits and all, I am a lady and need to be treated as such.
Mango, I'm a excellent choice for a date because... I'm just cute:
I have very sexy eyes:
I'm so playful:
I have a great sense of humor (pulling tails):
Unlike some bitches, I'm NOT a picky eater:
I can whip us up a nice meal and dine in...
but I love to dine out:
Or... I can take you hunting for our meal:
I'm happy to hang out at home,
or hit the beach and work on our tans
Or we can always just chill...
As you can see, I'm a laid back, easy going kinda lady...
And don't forget, I spent some of Mom's green papers to kiss YOU in the kissing booths:
Now get your huge self over here for our date! You KNOW I'm the right gal for you!
xoxoxo,
(Sealed with a lick, 'cause a kiss won't stick!)
Mabel Lou
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Sheesh. The competition just keeps getting steeper and steeper. You look great Mabel. Unfortunately for me.
-Ruby
Ruby, Maybe we could talk Mango into coming to the west coast for two nights since we are neighbors and all....
I see the competition here and there fighting for Mango now.
Miss Mabel, you're one of the sweetest girls I've ever seen and I love you a lot. I do hope you're Mango's dream date and have a great time with him.
May be sweet talking Mango to come over to see you and Ruby is an ideal idea.
Good luck, Miss Mabel!
Mabel Lou! Oh I feel dizzy from your loveliness.
Slobbers,
mango
Once Mango remembers those kisses, Mabel Lou, we are sure you will be at the top of the list.
Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
Mabel Lou! You're stiff competition for Darwin!
Horse d' oeuvres! HAHAHAHA
I dont know how Mango's going to choose between all these lovely bitches!
A most compelling presentation, Mabel Lou. Although we do take exception to your calling Cousin Pretty Girl a 'little' floozie. You share a love of water with Jed and a love of trolling for ground critters with Abby, however, so we'll wish you good luck. May the best bitch win. And Mango can't lose.
Jed & Abby
Wow Mabel Lou, you are some VERY tough competition. I knew you was byoo-tee-ful, but I had no idea you had so many talents.
I am very worried now.
Sugar the Who
Very nice entry! You have a very sweet face.
Your friends,
Niamh & Ambrose
Mabel Lou,
You ARE a cutie! If Mango doesn't choose you, can I take you on a date???
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