Thursday, June 23, 2011

Oh Mango! I'm Waiting....

Mabel Lou here. My blog buddy Mango is having a contest to win a virtual date with him so... this post is to show him why he should choose me!

My Dearest Mango,

I've read all the posts those other little floozies are throwing at you and, while I understand you are a dog's dog, dangly bits and all, I am a lady and need to be treated as such.

Mango, I'm a excellent choice for a date because... I'm just cute:

I have very sexy eyes:

I'm so playful:

I have a great sense of humor (pulling tails):
Unlike some bitches, I'm NOT a picky eater:

I can whip us up a nice meal and dine in...

but I love to dine out:

Or... I can take you hunting for our meal:

I'm happy to hang out at home,

or hit the beach and work on our tans

Or we can always just chill...
As you can see, I'm a laid back, easy going kinda lady...

And don't forget, I spent some of Mom's green papers to kiss YOU in the kissing booths: 

Now get your huge self over here for our date! You KNOW I'm the right gal for you!

(Sealed with a lick, 'cause a kiss won't stick!)

Mabel Lou


rottrover said...

Sheesh. The competition just keeps getting steeper and steeper. You look great Mabel. Unfortunately for me.


CreekHiker / HollysFolly said...

Ruby, Maybe we could talk Mango into coming to the west coast for two nights since we are neighbors and all....

Priscilla said...

I see the competition here and there fighting for Mango now.

Miss Mabel, you're one of the sweetest girls I've ever seen and I love you a lot. I do hope you're Mango's dream date and have a great time with him.

May be sweet talking Mango to come over to see you and Ruby is an ideal idea.

Good luck, Miss Mabel!

Mango said...

Mabel Lou! Oh I feel dizzy from your loveliness.


♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Once Mango remembers those kisses, Mabel Lou, we are sure you will be at the top of the list.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

brooke said...

Mabel Lou! You're stiff competition for Darwin!
Horse d' oeuvres! HAHAHAHA
I dont know how Mango's going to choose between all these lovely bitches!

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

A most compelling presentation, Mabel Lou. Although we do take exception to your calling Cousin Pretty Girl a 'little' floozie. You share a love of water with Jed and a love of trolling for ground critters with Abby, however, so we'll wish you good luck. May the best bitch win. And Mango can't lose.

Jed & Abby

Beans4Biscuits said...

Wow Mabel Lou, you are some VERY tough competition. I knew you was byoo-tee-ful, but I had no idea you had so many talents.

I am very worried now.

Sugar the Who

Niamh said...

Very nice entry! You have a very sweet face.

Your friends,
Niamh & Ambrose

Mack said...

Mabel Lou,
You ARE a cutie! If Mango doesn't choose you, can I take you on a date???