We left the story as Bart was organizing a walkabout.
Someone suggest pawty games - pin the tail on the rottweiler was the first that came to mind. Naturally, the Queen Bitch of Everything poo pooed that idea!
"Why all fashionable rottweilers come WITH a tail! Everyone knows that!"
Miss Mabel decided that steal the hat from the rottweiler would be a much more fun game! She went right up to Bart and took his pawty hat right off him! The brat!
"Com'on! No dignified rotten looks right in a pointy hat!"
Mabel tromped about with most of the humans following her, certain she was going to bury the hat.
"Hats - PUH!"