Momma's All Sickified!

Mabel Lou here! Oy! What a crazy coupla weeks we've had. Momma and I had our biggest fight in YEARS! She yelled at me and gave me a cold bath and didn't even dry me off! And then she left me outside by myself ALL day and into the night! I was getting scared I would have to sleep on the porch but she opened the door and said in her mean Momma voice, "Get in that bed, right now!"

I jumped in the big bed and there weren't even any bedtime cookies. She stayed mad at me for like forever until the next day. All I did was eat some chicken bones I found in the creek. Momma told me to drop them but Bart woulda got them so I took the bag out into the middle of the creek (Momma won't come in the water!) and I ate them there and then it was hot so I decided to take a mud bath and Momma was all yelling at me, "Noooooo!"

And then we had to leave and go home to that cold bath and whatever... I'm glad that's over!

Then Momma got a job and she's been gone a lot. She's working on one of those infomercials about some fancy machine. They sent one to her here in like a kajillion boxes and after she learned how to work it, she dumped it in the guest room and I can't get to my favorite daytime bed.. Harumph!

She spent the night away on her job and my auntie forgot to feed me! My mom happened to call my Auntie to check in on me at BEDTIME so... I got supper and put to bed. Harumph!

Momma had one day to work from home - not that it was good for me - she was all stressy pants! Then she was working all weekend and today, I finally get her back to myself... but Noooo! She's sick!

She took me to the creek but we barely walked around and she was all ready to come home. Harumph!

Hope she gets better soon! I don't like being her nurse!