Saturday, February 21, 2015

Warning for Shelter Dogs Looking for Homes

Hello good pups and peeps of Blogville! Macy Blue here with a serious warning for shelter pups looking for a good home.

I am imploring all shelters to start asking humans planning to adopt about what kind of work they expect from their pups! Take me, for example. Sure, I thought I was being adopted into a nice home but my momma is a slave driver!  There is a never ending amout of jobs I have to do!

In addition to reminding her to slow down and drink coffee, I have to remind her about walks and hikes and meal times. I don't think she would know when to go to sleep without me!  But that's not all!

Momma makes glass beads and it's my job to inspect them! Let's look at a typical endless day in the life of a bead inspector!


O.K. Momma, whadya make today??

Well this arrangement is a hot mess Momma! Really! How do you expect anyone to buy this crap set of lovely beads??/

And really?? I have to inspect all these??? What kinda super pup do you think I am??

You need to move that one off the edge of your fancy (NOT!) photo paper Momma!

This stupid seashell is her attempt at being Etsy fancy! BOL!!! Yeah Momma, that looks good! {Insert eye roll}

C'mon Momma! Aren't you done yet??? Geez! You take more pictures of beads than you do of me!

And Momma?? You're gonna haveta 'splain to me why witches need so many boobs... do they have litters too?? 

As you can see, I've clearly been adopted into slavery! Don't let this happen to you good pups! Save yourselves!!!

6 comments:

Millie and Walter said...

Ut Oh Macy I think it is too late for us too. Our mom always makes Walter model all the bandanas she makes. You do look cute inspecting your momma's work.

KB Bear said...

Ruh roh, Macy. I think you need to go on strike until your mom makes makes your workload more reasonable ;)

Dory and the Mama said...

BOL...Oh MAcy Blue...we hope she is paying you with lots of treats!!
Smiley!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

Mark Muller said...

hahahah macy blue :o) maybe you can help your momma with the beads, so you can go for a walk earlier? I would try it, but I'm not sure if we have such talents... maybe if we listen to the music of the BeaDles?
have a good sunday macy blue&mom :o)
easy rider

rottrover said...

Macy! We had no idea you were working SO hard!! We do an inordinate amount of WAITING at our house. Sheesh!

-Bart, Ruby and Otto

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

That is a good lesson for all looking for homes.