Aliens Among Us

I've often heard it said that the aliens live among us in close proximity so as to observe our behavior closely. In order to do this, they inhabit the bodies of our dogs. And now... I have proof!  Look at this photo of a newly shaven Bart:

See the alien face???

Who knew I had an alien from outer space observing me on my hikes? And living with my bestie???  My goodness! He's watched her play piano, sleep, garden and now knows the secrets of running a successful golf business!

As further proof of the existence of aliens among us, check out this picture:

It's clear the alien is not afraid of water or even need to hold his breath!

I have decided I am not afraid of the alien and I know I need to be more patient with Bart. While some may say aliens are of superior intelligence, our little alien clearly needs some help with the language barrier!