Only I made the cover worse...with more folds where little ducks could swim! As I struggled to straighten it, Mallory got SO mad at me! She started dive bombing me to make me stop!
Well, I'm the Alpha in this house (or I try to be!)...so I kept at it and Mallory kept diving at me and flapping and squawking! So I yelled at her:
"Allright! That's quite enough Miss Piss! You're a bad momma for letting him get trapped under there! I'm just trying to HELP YOU! KNOCK IT OFF MISS PISS!"
I gave up and left the cover but I was very shocked to see Mabel, who had been curled up on the porch: