And the things that were stolen were so... dumb. Easily acquired for very little money. What was it? My sprinkler heads in my front yard!
It started innocently enough. Two days ago, I turned on the sprinklers. One near the street was a geyser. So I shut that section off and watered the other two sections of my front yard. As the ones on the street frequently get broken when school is in session, I didn't think much of it. Except that school is NOT in session...
Today, I decided I had to water. We hit 108 and I knew my roses desperately needed a drink. I took a new head out and was surprised to see there was no head to remove. I screwed the new one in and thought how strange. On occasion, I have water pressure issues. When that happens, it blows the heads off the pipes. But I usually find the head nearby. No such luck.
So I turn on the water and realize three more heads on that same section were geysering. I kill that section and turn on the next. Five geysers. What the...? I turn on section three... two more geysers.
I head out into the yard thinking someone had vandalized my heads... but there were no heads. I only have four left. So I went down to our local hardware store a few blocks from here and bought a bunch. I usually have to stock up at this time anyway because all the kids and their parents break the ones near the street. I spent a whopping 30 bucks. But I don't think I'm going to put them out for a few days... Maybe it'll give my thief time to finish his own sprinkler project with someone else's heads.
May he reap what he has sown.
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